nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

so-humorous:

OMG

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE HAIRY PITS CLUB BECAUSE MY BESTIE (trash-hippie) IS ON IT AND I CANNOT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT THIS DUMBASS BITCH

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE HAIRY PITS CLUB BECAUSE MY BESTIE (trash-hippie) IS ON IT AND I CANNOT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT THIS DUMBASS BITCH

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

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i stand corrected

lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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failsnail:

izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

I need a video game with these guys… Like yesterday
delici0us-desserts:

lemon bars (by chef in disguise)

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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estebanwaseaten:

frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that