"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987) ←
takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

and now we’re just gonna fuck

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

helloradness:

if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too

arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

twocheangz:




i need to lay down for a little bit

twocheangz:

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i need to lay down for a little bit

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it