denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

image

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

filed under: favorite pictures of baby gav

sonic-me-loki:

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

Wait, so John Green is now a Prince George blog?

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil “perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

leakedinlondon:

surprisingly stretching my ear still hurt more than getting a tattoo would not recommend stretching ur ears ever

agreed

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

"The bottom line for a woman, though, is that if you want to have a career of increasing power, you are going to have to keep quiet about the harassment."

I need to hit something

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

vinebox:

White people be like ..

chibichan88:

kawalie:

comicbooksexlife:

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life 

the disclaimer though

reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…

clannyphantom:

casneedsdean:

accidentallyfuckedurdad:

I C O N I C

hoooooly fucking shit

WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE FUCKING UP ON THE NEWS AND SAYING “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”