@AH_Michael: I can’t believe that @LindsayTuggey and I got engaged a year ago today. Time flies when you’ve found the love of your life.
I wanna be
where the people are
*does the nicki Minaj anaconda pose on McDonald’s counter*
I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”
Chunk takes his education very seriously