Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
sassy trojan, damn. i like
Well that didn’t stop my parents from not using one when they made me in 1993
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
This is true
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
A guys moan is the sexiest thing ever
There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.
Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.
That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
gender: pissed off
fucking love jim carrey